


An Interview with CATS

by Sesshochan1



Category: Zero Wing
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2003-07-01
Updated: 2003-07-01
Packaged: 2013-05-18 03:55:58
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 293
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1408859/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/410168/Sesshochan1
Summary: Read it. Review it. Fear it.





	An Interview with CATS

An Interview With CATS  
  
Sesshochan: Aaaand, welcome to another exciting, yet pointless interview, from me, Sesshochan. Today we will be interviewing someone whose phrase is known worldwide, it is none other than CATS!  
  
CATS: How are you, Gentlemen!?  
  
Sesshomaru: Now, CATS, please do tell, whose bases actually belong to you?  
  
CATS: They had no chance to survive, make your time!  
  
Sesshomaru: Riiight.  
  
*CRASSSSH BOOM*  
  
CATS: What happen?  
  
Sesshochan: Main screen turn on! (I can't believe I just said that :p !)  
  
Blonde Dude: How are YOU Lady and Gentleman?  
  
Sesshochan: Oh my God! It's that blonde commander guy!!  
  
CATS: Blonde Dude set us up the Bomb!  
  
Sesshochan: What the heck is that guys name anyway??  
  
Blonde Dude: Its Captian!! Oh, and by the way, YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION!  
  
Sesshochan: What kinda name is Captian?  
  
Mechanic: Oh no! I forgot to set them up the bomb!  
  
Captian: What you say!?  
  
CATS: HA HA HA!  
  
Sesshochan: *Beats Captian and Mechanic to the ground* Shut up! Shut up!! You glory hogs, YOU didn't say those famous words, HE said them, and so HE gets the interview!  
  
Battered Captian: All your Base. *Gets kicked in the mouth*  
  
Battered Captian: You know what you doing.for great justice. *extends hand to Battered Mechanic* Battered Mechanic: *Takes hand* Take off every 'ZIG'  
  
Sesshochan: *Stands on Battered Mechanic and Captain's skulls*  
  
Sesshochan: *Fuming* If they say one more word, I swear, I'll. I'll EAT SOMEONE!  
  
Mechanic: You have no Chance to.  
  
Sesshochan: *Zooms out of site*  
  
Captian: What happen?  
  
Sesshochan: *Appears slowly, nibbles on Mechanics arm*  
  
Mechanic: AHHHH!  
  
The End  
  
Live it. Love it. Fear it. 


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